diff --git a/src/device/input/parse/v01/server.go b/src/device/input/parse/v01/server.go
index 80d64c2..1361e0a 100644
--- a/src/device/input/parse/v01/server.go
+++ b/src/device/input/parse/v01/server.go
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@ package v01
 
 import (
 	"encoding/json"
+	"fmt"
 	"io"
 	"log"
 	"mayhem-party/src/device/input/wrap"
@@ -137,24 +138,67 @@ func (v01 *V01) serveGlobalQueryRefresh(r *http.Request) {
 }
 
 func (v01 *V01) serveGM(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
+	switch r.URL.Path {
+	case "/gm/rpc/publicStatus":
+		panic("TODO")
+	case "/gm/rpc/markMessageRead":
+		v01.cfg.Quiet = true
+		for k, v := range v01.cfg.Users {
+			v.Alias = v.Message
+			v.Message = ""
+			v01.cfg.Users[k] = v
+		}
+		v01.cfg.Users["broadcast"].Message = fmt.Sprintf("SOMEONE SAID %q", strings.ToUpper(r.URL.Query().Get("message")))
+	case "/gm/rpc/mustSwapElseShuffle":
+		getUserNameFor := func(like string) string {
+			if _, ok := r.cfg.Users[like]; ok {
+				return like
+			}
+			for k, v := range r.cfg.Users {
+				if v.Alias == like {
+					return k
+				}
+			}
+			return ""
+		}
+		userA := getUserNameFor(r.URL.Query("a"))
+		userB := getUserNameFor(r.URL.Query("b"))
+		if userA == "" || userB == "" {
+			http.Error(w, "who?", http.StatusBadRequest)
+			return
+		}
+		if userA == userB {
+			r.URL.Path = "/gm/rpc/shuffle"
+			v01.serveGM(w, r)
+		}
+		a := r.cfg.Users[userA]
+		b := r.cfg.Users[userB]
+		a.Player, b.Player = b.Player, a.Player
+		r.cfg.Users[userA] = a
+		r.cfg.Users[userB] = b
+		r.cfg.Quiet = false
+		bc := r.cfg.Users["broadcast"]
+		bc.Message = ""
+		r.cfg.Users["broadcast"] = bc
+	default:
+		http.NotFound(w, r)
+	}
 	// TODO: what do? could make 'em RPC endpoints that calls itself
 	/*
-										**somebody needed to assign words to players
-										      **alias field so i can swap zach and taco without losing taco
-										      **dont have to if i let quiet affect TTS ...
-										         * is that gonna turn into a side effect?
-								            **note for server side meta, because thats flexible and supports other stuff like heartbeat
-						                     .meta.messagelog actually kinda solves it but how to stash... cant hook into PATCH
-				                           .meta.lastseen is still #worth
-		                                 .meta.alias it is
-										   * everybody always knows their word to discourage others if in first
-										   **what penalty if i say me?
-										      * no play is ONE universal dis-incentive...
-										      * what other goofy disincentive?
-										         * shuffle the world?
-										            * on both failed and self vote
-										               * track last vote for cooldown and stt disable tha person
-										* admin ui things
-										  **swap 2 players
+		--somebody needed to assign words to players
+		      --alias field so i can swap zach and taco without losing taco
+		      --dont have to if i let quiet affect TTS ...
+		         - is that gonna turn into a side effect?
+		         .meta.alias it is
+		   - everybody always knows their word to discourage others if in first
+		   --what penalty if i say me?
+		      - no play is ONE universal dis-incentive...
+		      - what other goofy disincentive?
+		         - shuffle the world?
+		            - on both failed and self vote
+		               - track last vote for cooldown and stt disable tha person
+		- admin ui things
+		  --swap 2 players
+
 	*/
 }
diff --git a/src/device/input/parse/v01/testdata/v01.yaml b/src/device/input/parse/v01/testdata/v01.yaml
index 8758d99..c5ca9d6 100644
--- a/src/device/input/parse/v01/testdata/v01.yaml
+++ b/src/device/input/parse/v01/testdata/v01.yaml
@@ -5,6 +5,9 @@ users:
   bel:
     player: 0
     message: "hi"
+    alias: driver
+    tsms: 1
+    lastlag: 2
 players:
 - buttons:
     up: "w"