diff --git a/server-baremetal.sh b/server-baremetal.sh
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+# /bin/bash
+
+main() {
+   trap cleanup exit
+   log tts
+}
+
+cleanup() {
+   kill -9 $(jobs -p)
+}
+
+log() {
+   echo "$(date) > $*" >&2
+}
+
+if [ "$0" == "$BASH_SOURCE" ]; then
+   main "$@"
+fi
diff --git a/server-vm.sh b/server-vm.sh
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+# /bin/bash
+
+main() {
+   trap cleanup exit
+   _discord
+   _dolphin
+   _stt
+   _mayhem_party
+   while read; do
+      pkill -SIGUSR1 -f mayhem-party
+   done
+}
+
+cleanup() {
+   kill -9 $(jobs -p)
+}
+
+log() {
+   echo "$(date) > $*" >&2
+}
+
+_discord() {
+   if ! _snap info discord; then
+      sudo snap install discord
+   fi
+   log launching discord
+   snap run discord &> /tmp/mayhem-party.discord.log &
+}
+
+_dolphin() {
+   log dolphin
+   if ! _snap info dolphin; then
+      sudo snap install dolphin-emulator --beta
+   fi
+   log launching dolphin
+   snap run dolphin-emulator &> /tmp/mayhem-party.dolphin.log &
+}
+
+_mayhem_party() {
+   log dolphin
+   if ! go version; then
+      sudo snap install go --classic
+      cd ./git.d/mayhem-party.d
+      go install
+   fi
+   log launching mayhem-party
+   (
+      source ../../config.d/mayhem-party.d/env.env
+      while true; do
+         "$HOME"/Go/bin/mayhem-party
+         sleep 5
+      done
+   ) &> /tmp/mayhem-party.mayhem-party.log &
+}
+
+_stt() {
+   if ! python3 -m pip info PyAudio; then
+      sudo apt -y install \
+         portaudio19-dev \
+         python3-pyaudio \
+         python3-pip \
+         git \
+         pulseaudio
+      sudo python3 -m pip install --no-cache-dir \
+         git+https://github.com/openai/whisper.git \
+         soundfile \
+         PyAudio \
+         SpeechRecognition \
+         PyYAML
+   fi
+   log launching stt
+   (
+      export HOME="$PWD/mnt.d/stt.d"
+      mkdir -p "$HOME"
+      cd "$HOME"
+      local device=$(
+         pactl list \
+         | grep Monitor.Source \
+         | grep -v hdmi \
+         | awk "{print \$NF}" \
+         | head -n 1
+      )
+      (
+         echo "pcm.pulse_monitor {"
+         echo "   type pulse"
+         echo "   device $device"
+         echo "}"
+         echo "ctl.pulse_monitor {"
+         echo "   type pulse"
+         echo "   device $device"
+         echo "}"
+      ) | sudo tee /etc/asound.conf
+      cd ../../git.d/stt.d/whisper-2023
+      export HOTWORDS=../../config.d/mayhem-party.d/v01.yaml@.users[].state.gm.alias
+      export MIC_TIMEOUT=2
+      export URL=http://localhost:17071/gm/rpc/broadcastSomeoneSaidAlias?message={{hotword}}
+      export HEADERS=say="Eye herd {{hotword}}"
+      export MIC_NAME=pulse_monitor
+      while true; do
+         python3 ./hotwords.py
+         sleep 5
+      done
+   ) &> /tmp/mayhem-party.stt.log &
+}
+
+_snap() {
+   if ! which snap; then
+      sudo apt -y install snap
+   fi
+   snap "$@"
+}
+
+if [ "$0" == "$BASH_SOURCE" ]; then
+   main "$@"
+fi
+