diff --git a/src/asses/deport.go b/src/asses/deport.go
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..72c0514
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/asses/deport.go
@@ -0,0 +1,162 @@
+package asses
+
+import (
+	"bytes"
+	"context"
+	"fmt"
+	"os"
+	"os/exec"
+	"path"
+	"path/filepath"
+	"slices"
+	"strings"
+)
+
+func deport(ctx context.Context, p string) error {
+	assStreams, err := assStreams(ctx, p)
+	if err != nil {
+		return err
+	}
+
+	assStreamIDs := make([]string, len(assStreams))
+	for i, stream := range assStreams {
+		assStreamIDs[i] = stream.id
+		assF := path.Join(
+			path.Dir(p),
+			fmt.Sprintf(
+				".%s.%s.%s.ass",
+				path.Base(p),
+				stream.id,
+				stream.title,
+			),
+		)
+		if err := ffmpeg(ctx, "-i", p, "-map", stream.id, assF); err != nil {
+			return fmt.Errorf("failed to pull %s from %s: %w", stream.id, p, err)
+		}
+	}
+
+	asses, err := filepath.Glob(path.Join(
+		path.Dir(p),
+		fmt.Sprintf(".%s.*.ass", path.Base(p)),
+	))
+	if err != nil {
+		return err
+	}
+	for _, ass := range asses {
+		srt := fmt.Sprintf("%s.srt", strings.TrimSuffix(ass, ".ass"))
+		if _, err := os.Stat(srt); err == nil {
+			continue
+		}
+
+		if err := ffmpeg(ctx, "-i", ass, srt); err != nil {
+			return err
+		}
+	}
+
+	srts, err := filepath.Glob(path.Join(
+		path.Dir(p),
+		fmt.Sprintf(".%s.*.srt", path.Base(p)),
+	))
+	if err != nil {
+		return err
+	}
+	slices.SortFunc(srts, func(a, b string) int {
+		// if skip a { return 1 }
+		// if skip b { return -1 }
+		// return -1 * (wc(a) - wc(b))
+		return strings.Compare(a, b)
+	})
+	for i := range srts {
+		if i == 0 {
+			base := path.Base(p)
+			withoutExt := strings.TrimSuffix(base, path.Ext(base))
+
+			srt := path.Join(path.Dir(p), fmt.Sprintf("%s.srt", withoutExt))
+			if err := os.Rename(srts[i], srt); err != nil {
+				return err
+			}
+
+			p2 := path.Join(path.Dir(p), fmt.Sprintf("%s.subless.mkv", withoutExt))
+			args := []string{
+				"-i", p,
+				"-map", "0",
+			}
+			for _, assStreamID := range assStreamIDs {
+				args = append(args, "-map", "-"+assStreamID)
+			}
+			args = append(args,
+				"-c", "copy",
+				p2,
+			)
+			if err := ffmpeg(ctx, args...); err != nil {
+				return err
+			} else if err := os.Rename(p2, p); err != nil {
+				return err
+			}
+		} else {
+			os.Remove(srts[i])
+		}
+	}
+
+	return nil
+}
+
+type stream struct {
+	id    string
+	title string
+}
+
+func assStreams(ctx context.Context, p string) ([]stream, error) {
+	output, err := ffprobe(ctx, "-i", p)
+	if err != nil {
+		return nil, err
+	}
+
+	result := []stream{}
+	for _, line := range strings.Split(output, "\n") {
+		fields := strings.Fields(line)
+		if len(fields) < 3 {
+			continue
+		} else if fields[0] != "Stream" {
+			continue
+		} else if !strings.Contains(fields[1], "(") {
+			continue
+		} else if fields[2] != "Subtitle:" {
+			continue
+		} else if fields[3] != "ass" {
+			continue
+		}
+		field1 := fields[1]
+		id := strings.Trim(strings.Split(field1, "(")[0], "#")
+		title := strings.Trim(strings.Split(field1, "(")[1], "):")
+		result = append(result, stream{
+			id:    id,
+			title: title,
+		})
+	}
+	return result, nil
+}
+
+func ffprobe(ctx context.Context, args ...string) (string, error) {
+	return execc(ctx, "ffprobe", args...)
+}
+
+func ffmpeg(ctx context.Context, args ...string) error {
+	std, err := execc(ctx, "ffmpeg", args...)
+	if err != nil {
+		return fmt.Errorf("(%w) %s", err, std)
+	}
+	return nil
+}
+
+func execc(ctx context.Context, bin string, args ...string) (string, error) {
+	stdout := bytes.NewBuffer(nil)
+
+	cmd := exec.CommandContext(ctx, bin, args...)
+	cmd.Stdin = nil
+	cmd.Stderr = stdout
+	cmd.Stdout = stdout
+
+	err := cmd.Run()
+	return string(stdout.Bytes()), err
+}
diff --git a/src/asses/one.go b/src/asses/one.go
index 8e29190..d6fea30 100644
--- a/src/asses/one.go
+++ b/src/asses/one.go
@@ -14,25 +14,25 @@ func One(ctx context.Context, p string) error {
 	if last, err := checkLast(ctx, p); err != nil {
 		return err
 	} else if last.T.IsZero() {
-	} else if cksum, err := cksum(ctx, p); err != nil {
+	} else if cksum, err := Cksum(p); err != nil {
 		return err
 	} else if cksum != last.Cksum {
 	} else if time.Since(last.T) < 20+time.Duration(rand.Int()%10)*24*time.Hour {
 		return nil
 	}
 
-	if err := deportAsses(ctx, p); err != nil {
+	if err := deport(ctx, p); err != nil {
 		return err
 	}
 
-	cksum, err := cksum(ctx, p)
+	cksum, err := Cksum(p)
 	if err != nil {
 		return err
 	}
 	return checked(ctx, p, cksum)
 }
 
-func cksum(ctx context.Context, p string) (string, error) {
+func Cksum(p string) (string, error) {
 	f, err := os.Open(p)
 	if err != nil {
 		return "", err
@@ -43,7 +43,3 @@ func cksum(ctx context.Context, p string) (string, error) {
 	_, err = io.Copy(hasher, f)
 	return base64.StdEncoding.EncodeToString(hasher.Sum(nil)), err
 }
-
-func deportAsses(ctx context.Context, p string) error {
-	return io.EOF
-}
diff --git a/src/asses/one_test.go b/src/asses/one_test.go
index a90dae5..ca5f175 100644
--- a/src/asses/one_test.go
+++ b/src/asses/one_test.go
@@ -17,9 +17,22 @@ func TestOne(t *testing.T) {
 	p := path.Join(d, "f.mkv")
 	os.WriteFile(p, b, os.ModePerm)
 
+	cksum, _ := asses.Cksum(p)
+
 	if err := asses.One(ctx, p); err != nil {
 		t.Fatal(err)
 	} else if err := asses.One(ctx, p); err != nil {
 		t.Fatal(err)
 	}
+
+	if _, err := os.Stat(p); err != nil {
+		t.Fatalf("lost original mkv: %v", err)
+	} else if _, err := os.Stat(path.Join(d, "f.srt")); err != nil {
+		t.Fatalf("no new srt: %v", err)
+	}
+
+	newCksum, _ := asses.Cksum(p)
+	if cksum == newCksum {
+		t.Fatalf("cksum unchanged")
+	}
 }