renmae because im too lazy to finish

.gitignore

@@ -1 +1,5 @@
 **/*.sw*
+/cmd/pg-lo-demo/pg-lo-demo
+/cmd/pg-pulse/pg-pulse
+/cmd/pg-walspam/pg-walspam
+/cmd/pg-template

cmd/.template/main.go

@@ -0,0 +1,43 @@
+package main
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"database/sql"
+	"flag"
+	"log"
+	"os"
+	"time"
+
+	"pg/src/with"
+
+	_ "github.com/lib/pq"
+)
+
+func main() {
+	if err := with.Context(run); err != nil {
+		panic(err)
+	}
+}
+
+func run(ctx context.Context) error {
+	fs := flag.NewFlagSet(os.Args[0], flag.ContinueOnError)
+	c := fs.String("c", "sqlite://", "conn string")
+	if err := fs.Parse(os.Args[1:]); err != nil {
+		panic(err)
+	}
+
+	return with.SQL(ctx, *c, func(pg *sql.DB) error {
+		with.Every(ctx, 5*time.Second, func() {
+			row := pg.QueryRowContext(ctx, `SELECT 1`)
+			var n int
+			if err := row.Err(); err != nil {
+				log.Println("query err:", err)
+			} else if err := row.Scan(&n); err != nil {
+				log.Println("scan err:", err)
+			} else {
+				log.Println("pinged")
+			}
+		})
+		return ctx.Err()
+	})
+}

cmd/generate.go

@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+package main
+
+//go:generate sh -c "if ! [ -d ./pg-template ]; then cp -r ./.template ./pg-template; fi"

cmd/pg-fill/main.go

@@ -0,0 +1,73 @@
+package main
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"database/sql"
+	"flag"
+	"fmt"
+	"log"
+	"os"
+	"path"
+	"time"
+
+	"pg/src/with"
+
+	_ "github.com/lib/pq"
+)
+
+func main() {
+	if err := with.Context(run); err != nil {
+		panic(err)
+	}
+}
+
+func run(ctx context.Context) error {
+	fs := flag.NewFlagSet(os.Args[0], flag.ContinueOnError)
+	c := fs.String("c", "postgresql://pulsegres:pulsegres@localhost:15432", "conn string")
+	n := fs.Int("n", 12, "mb to generate")
+	if err := fs.Parse(os.Args[1:]); err != nil {
+		panic(err)
+	}
+
+	return with.PSQL(ctx, *c, func(pg *sql.DB) error {
+		presently := func() int {
+			dbname := path.Base(*c)
+
+			var n2 int
+			if row := pg.QueryRowContext(ctx, `SELECT pg_database_size('`+dbname+`')/1024/1024`); row.Err() != nil {
+				return 0
+			} else if err := row.Scan(&n2); err != nil {
+				return 0
+			}
+			return n2
+		}
+		report := func() {
+			log.Printf("filled %vMiB of requested %vMiB", presently(), *n)
+		}
+
+		go with.Every(ctx, 5*time.Second, func() {
+			report()
+		})
+
+		if _, err := pg.ExecContext(ctx, `
+			CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS fill_with_data(x BIGINT, y DOUBLE PRECISION, z DOUBLE PRECISION);
+		`); err != nil {
+			return fmt.Errorf("failed initial table setup: %w", err)
+		}
+
+		// https://gist.github.com/ololobus/5b25c432f208d7eb31051a5f238dffff
+		// 2e6=1GB, so 2e6/8=12MB
+		for ctx.Err() == nil && presently() < *n {
+			if _, err := pg.ExecContext(ctx, `
+		   	INSERT INTO fill_with_data (x, y, z)
+		   	SELECT ROUND(RANDOM()), RANDOM(), RANDOM()
+		   	FROM generate_series(1, 2e6/8)
+		   `); err != nil {
+				return fmt.Errorf("failed lo_from_bytea: %w", err)
+			}
+		}
+
+		report()
+		return nil
+	})
+}

cmd/pg-lo-demo/main.go

@@ -0,0 +1,86 @@
+package main
+
+import (
+	"bytes"
+	"context"
+	"database/sql"
+	"flag"
+	"fmt"
+	"os"
+
+	"pg/src/with"
+
+	_ "github.com/lib/pq"
+)
+
+func main() {
+	if err := with.Context(run); err != nil {
+		panic(err)
+	}
+}
+
+func run(ctx context.Context) error {
+	fs := flag.NewFlagSet(os.Args[0], flag.ContinueOnError)
+	c := fs.String("c", "postgresql://pulsegres:pulsegres@localhost:15432", "conn string")
+	if err := fs.Parse(os.Args[1:]); err != nil {
+		panic(err)
+	}
+
+	return with.PSQL(ctx, *c, func(pg *sql.DB) error {
+		cleanup := func() error {
+			rows, err := pg.QueryContext(ctx, `SELECT oid FROM oids`)
+			if err != nil {
+				return nil
+			}
+			defer rows.Close()
+			for rows.Next() {
+				var oid any
+				if err := rows.Scan(&oid); err != nil {
+					return err
+				}
+				pg.ExecContext(ctx, `SELECT lo_unlink($1)`, oid)
+			}
+			return rows.Err()
+		}
+		defer cleanup()
+
+		if err := cleanup(); err != nil {
+			return fmt.Errorf("failed initial cleanup: %w", err)
+		}
+
+		if _, err := pg.ExecContext(ctx, `
+			DROP TABLE IF EXISTS oids;
+			CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS oids (id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY, oid OID);
+		`); err != nil {
+			return fmt.Errorf("failed initial table setup: %w", err)
+		}
+
+		if _, err := pg.ExecContext(ctx, `
+			INSERT INTO oids (
+				id,
+				oid
+			)
+			VALUES (
+				1,
+				lo_from_bytea(
+					0,
+					$1
+				)
+			) ON CONFLICT DO NOTHING
+		`, []byte("hello world")); err != nil {
+			return fmt.Errorf("failed lo_from_bytea: %w", err)
+		}
+
+		var got []byte
+		row := pg.QueryRowContext(ctx, `SELECT lo_get((SELECT oid FROM oids WHERE id=1))`)
+		if err := row.Err(); err != nil {
+			return err
+		} else if err := row.Scan(&got); err != nil {
+			return err
+		} else if !bytes.Equal(got, []byte("hello world")) {
+			return fmt.Errorf("weird lo_get: %q", got)
+		}
+
+		return cleanup()
+	})
+}

cmd/pg-lockless-fifo-demo/README.md

@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+https://trychroma.com/engineering/wal3
+
+(generally with S3 but this is fine)
+
+1. GET (current_node, cksum) FROM head_pointer
+1. INSERT node (previous_node) VALUES (head_pointer) RETURNING node.id
+1. UPDATE head_pointer (current_node, cksum) VALUES (node.id, blockchain) IF head_pointer.cksum=cksum

cmd/pg-lockless-fifo-demo/main.go

@@ -0,0 +1,188 @@
+package main
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"crypto/md5"
+	"database/sql"
+	"encoding/base64"
+	"encoding/json"
+	"flag"
+	"fmt"
+	"log"
+	"os"
+	"sync/atomic"
+	"time"
+
+	"pg/src/with"
+)
+
+func main() {
+	if err := with.Context(run); err != nil {
+		panic(err)
+	}
+}
+
+func run(ctx context.Context) error {
+	fs := flag.NewFlagSet(os.Args[0], flag.ContinueOnError)
+	c := fs.String("c", "sqlite://", "conn string")
+	if err := fs.Parse(os.Args[1:]); err != nil {
+		panic(err)
+	}
+
+	return with.SQL(ctx, *c, func(db *sql.DB) error {
+		if _, err := db.ExecContext(ctx, `
+			DROP TABLE IF EXISTS lockless_fifo_node;
+			DROP TABLE IF EXISTS lockless_fifo_head;
+
+			CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS lockless_fifo_node (
+				id BIGSERIAL NOT NULL PRIMARY KEY,
+				payload BYTEA,
+				previous_id BIGSERIAL,
+				cksum BYTEA
+			);
+
+			CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS lockless_fifo_head (
+				id BIGSERIAL NOT NULL PRIMARY KEY,
+				node_id BIGSERIAL NOT NULL
+			);
+
+			INSERT INTO lockless_fifo_node (id, payload) VALUES (0, NULL) ON CONFLICT DO NOTHING;
+			INSERT INTO lockless_fifo_head (id, node_id) VALUES (0, 0) ON CONFLICT DO NOTHING;
+		`); err != nil {
+			return err
+		}
+
+		head := func() (int64, []byte, error) {
+			var idBefore int64
+			var cksumBefore []byte
+			row := db.QueryRowContext(ctx, `
+				SELECT lockless_fifo_node.id, lockless_fifo_node.cksum
+				FROM lockless_fifo_node
+				JOIN lockless_fifo_head ON lockless_fifo_head.node_id=lockless_fifo_node.id
+			`)
+			if err := row.Err(); err != nil {
+				return 0, nil, fmt.Errorf("failed to query head: %w", err)
+			}
+			err := row.Scan(&idBefore, &cksumBefore)
+			if err != nil {
+				return 0, nil, fmt.Errorf("failed to scan head: %w", err)
+			}
+			return idBefore, cksumBefore, nil
+		}
+
+		push := func(a any) error {
+			payload, _ := json.Marshal(a)
+
+			idBefore, cksumBefore, err := head()
+			if err != nil {
+				return err
+			}
+
+			hash := md5.New()
+			hash.Write(cksumBefore)
+			cksumAfter := hash.Sum(payload)
+
+			tx, err := db.BeginTx(ctx, &sql.TxOptions{})
+			defer tx.Rollback()
+			if err != nil {
+				return err
+			} else if _, err := tx.ExecContext(ctx, `
+				INSERT INTO lockless_fifo_node (
+					id,
+					payload,
+					previous_id,
+					cksum
+				) VALUES (
+					$1,
+					$2,
+					$3,
+					$4
+				)
+			`, idBefore+1, payload, idBefore, cksumAfter); err != nil {
+				return err
+			} else if _, err := tx.ExecContext(ctx, `
+				UPDATE lockless_fifo_head
+				SET node_id=(
+					SELECT id
+					FROM lockless_fifo_node
+					WHERE cksum=$1
+				)
+			`, cksumAfter); err != nil {
+				return err
+			} else if err := tx.Commit(); err != nil {
+				return err
+			}
+			return nil
+		}
+
+		peek := func() (any, error) {
+			curId, _, err := head()
+			if err != nil {
+				return nil, err
+			}
+
+			for ctx.Err() == nil {
+				row := db.QueryRowContext(ctx, `
+					SELECT previous_id
+					FROM lockless_fifo_node
+					WHERE id=$1
+				`, curId)
+				if err := row.Err(); err != nil {
+					return nil, fmt.Errorf("failed to select node %d: %w", curId, err)
+				}
+				var previousId sql.NullInt64
+				if err := row.Scan(&previousId); err != nil {
+					return nil, fmt.Errorf("failed to scan node %d: %w", curId, err)
+				} else if prev := previousId.Int64; !previousId.Valid || prev == curId {
+					break
+				} else {
+					curId = prev
+				}
+			}
+
+			row := db.QueryRowContext(ctx, `
+				SELECT payload
+				FROM lockless_fifo_node
+				WHERE id=$1
+			`, curId)
+			if err := row.Err(); err != nil {
+				return nil, err
+			}
+			var payload []byte
+			if err := row.Scan(&payload); err != nil {
+				return nil, fmt.Errorf("failed to scan tail: %w", err)
+			}
+			var a any
+			if len(payload) > 0 {
+				err = json.Unmarshal(payload, &a)
+			}
+			return a, err
+		}
+
+		var pushes atomic.Int64
+		go with.Every(ctx, time.Second, func() {
+			id, cksum, err := head()
+			if err == nil {
+				log.Printf("HEAD id=%d vs expected %d (cksum=%s)", id, pushes.Load(), base64.StdEncoding.EncodeToString(cksum))
+			}
+		})
+
+		for i := 0; i < 20; i++ {
+			go with.Every(ctx, 10*time.Millisecond, func() {
+				if err := push(time.Now()); err != nil {
+					//log.Printf("failed push: %v", err)
+				} else {
+					pushes.Add(1)
+				}
+			})
+		}
+
+		with.Every(ctx, time.Second, func() {
+			if _, err := peek(); err != nil {
+				log.Printf("failed peek: %v", err)
+			}
+		})
+
+		return ctx.Err()
+	})
+}

cmd/pg-pubsub-demo/README.md

@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+https://topicpartition.io/blog/postgres-pubsub-queue-benchmarks

cmd/pg-pubsub-demo/main.go

@@ -0,0 +1,261 @@
+package main
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"database/sql"
+	"encoding/json"
+	"flag"
+	"fmt"
+	"log"
+	"os"
+	"sync/atomic"
+	"time"
+
+	"pg/src/with"
+
+	_ "github.com/lib/pq"
+)
+
+func main() {
+	if err := with.Context(run); err != nil {
+		panic(err)
+	}
+}
+
+func run(ctx context.Context) error {
+	fs := flag.NewFlagSet(os.Args[0], flag.ContinueOnError)
+	c := fs.String("c", "postgresql://pulsegres:pulsegres@localhost:15432", "conn string")
+	if err := fs.Parse(os.Args[1:]); err != nil {
+		panic(err)
+	}
+
+	return with.PSQL(ctx, *c, func(pg *sql.DB) error {
+		log.Println("setup...")
+		if _, err := pg.ExecContext(ctx, `
+			CREATE SCHEMA IF NOT EXISTS "pubsub";
+
+			CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS "pubsub".topic (
+				id UUID NOT NULL DEFAULT GEN_RANDOM_UUID() PRIMARY KEY,
+				created_at TIMESTAMP DEFAULT NOW(),
+				updated_at TIMESTAMP DEFAULT NOW(),
+				partitions INTEGER NOT NULL DEFAULT 10,
+				name TEXT UNIQUE
+			);
+
+			CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS "pubsub".group (
+				id UUID NOT NULL DEFAULT GEN_RANDOM_UUID() PRIMARY KEY,
+				created_at TIMESTAMP DEFAULT NOW(),
+				updated_at TIMESTAMP DEFAULT NOW(),
+				name TEXT UNIQUE
+			);
+
+			CREATE UNLOGGED TABLE IF NOT EXISTS "pubsub".group_topic_partition_offset (
+				group_name TEXT REFERENCES "pubsub".group(name) ON DELETE CASCADE,
+				topic_name TEXT REFERENCES "pubsub".topic(name) ON DELETE CASCADE,
+				partition INTEGER NOT NULL DEFAULT 0,
+				partition_offset INTEGER NOT NULL,
+				PRIMARY KEY (group_name, topic_name, partition)
+			);
+
+			CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS "pubsub".data (
+				topic_name TEXT REFERENCES "pubsub".topic(name) ON DELETE CASCADE,
+				partition INTEGER NOT NULL DEFAULT 0,
+				partition_offset INTEGER NOT NULL DEFAULT 0,
+				payload BYTEA NOT NULL,
+				PRIMARY KEY (topic_name, partition, partition_offset)
+			) PARTITION BY HASH (topic_name, partition);
+
+			CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS "pubsub".data_0
+				PARTITION OF "pubsub".data
+				FOR VALUES WITH (modulus 10, remainder 0);
+			CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS "pubsub".data_1
+				PARTITION OF "pubsub".data
+				FOR VALUES WITH (modulus 10, remainder 1);
+			CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS "pubsub".data_2
+				PARTITION OF "pubsub".data
+				FOR VALUES WITH (modulus 10, remainder 2);
+			CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS "pubsub".data_3
+				PARTITION OF "pubsub".data
+				FOR VALUES WITH (modulus 10, remainder 3);
+			CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS "pubsub".data_4
+				PARTITION OF "pubsub".data
+				FOR VALUES WITH (modulus 10, remainder 4);
+			CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS "pubsub".data_5
+				PARTITION OF "pubsub".data
+				FOR VALUES WITH (modulus 10, remainder 5);
+			CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS "pubsub".data_6
+				PARTITION OF "pubsub".data
+				FOR VALUES WITH (modulus 10, remainder 6);
+			CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS "pubsub".data_7
+				PARTITION OF "pubsub".data
+				FOR VALUES WITH (modulus 10, remainder 7);
+			CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS "pubsub".data_8
+				PARTITION OF "pubsub".data
+				FOR VALUES WITH (modulus 10, remainder 8);
+			CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS "pubsub".data_9
+				PARTITION OF "pubsub".data
+				FOR VALUES WITH (modulus 10, remainder 9);
+		`); err != nil {
+			return err
+		}
+
+		pub := func(topic string, a any) error {
+			payload, _ := json.Marshal(a)
+			if _, err := pg.ExecContext(ctx, `
+				INSERT INTO "pubsub".topic (name)
+					VALUES ($1)
+					ON CONFLICT DO NOTHING;
+			`, topic); err != nil {
+				return err
+			}
+			_, err := pg.ExecContext(ctx, `
+				WITH topic AS (
+					SELECT
+						name,
+						FLOOR(100 * RANDOM())::INTEGER % partitions AS partition
+					FROM "pubsub".topic
+					WHERE name=$1
+				)
+				, partition_offset AS (
+					SELECT
+						topic.partition AS partition,
+						COALESCE(MAX(data.partition_offset), -1)+1 AS next_offset
+					FROM topic
+					LEFT JOIN "pubsub".data data ON data.topic_name=topic.name AND data.partition=topic.partition
+					GROUP BY topic.partition
+				)
+				INSERT INTO "pubsub".data
+					(topic_name, partition, partition_offset, payload)
+				SELECT
+					$1, partition_offset.partition, partition_offset.next_offset, $2
+				FROM partition_offset
+			`, topic, payload)
+			return err
+		}
+		sub := func(topic, group string) (int, int, any, error) {
+			if _, err := pg.ExecContext(ctx, `
+				INSERT INTO "pubsub".group (name)
+					VALUES ($1)
+					ON CONFLICT DO NOTHING;
+			`, group); err != nil {
+				return 0, 0, nil, err
+			}
+
+			rows, err := pg.QueryContext(ctx, `
+				WITH topic AS (
+					SELECT
+						name,
+						FLOOR(100 * RANDOM())::INTEGER % partitions AS partition
+					FROM "pubsub".topic
+					WHERE name=$1
+				)
+				, group_topic_partition_offset AS (
+					SELECT
+						topic.name AS topic_name,
+						topic.partition AS partition,
+						COALESCE(group_topic_partition_offset.partition_offset, 0) AS partition_offset
+					FROM topic
+					LEFT JOIN "pubsub".group_topic_partition_offset group_topic_partition_offset
+						ON topic.name=group_topic_partition_offset.topic_name
+						AND topic.partition=group_topic_partition_offset.partition
+						AND group_topic_partition_offset.group_name=$2
+				)
+				SELECT
+					group_offset.partition,
+					group_offset.partition_offset,
+					data.payload
+				FROM group_topic_partition_offset group_offset
+				JOIN "pubsub".data data
+					ON group_offset.topic_name=data.topic_name
+					AND group_offset.partition=data.partition
+					AND group_offset.partition_offset=data.partition_offset
+			`, topic, group)
+			if err != nil {
+				return 0, 0, nil, err
+			}
+
+			partition := -1
+			offset := -1
+			var b []byte
+			for rows.Next() {
+				if err := rows.Scan(&partition, &offset, &b); err != nil {
+					return 0, 0, nil, err
+				}
+			}
+
+			var payload any
+			if len(b) == 0 {
+			} else if err := json.Unmarshal(b, &payload); err != nil {
+				return 0, 0, nil, err
+			}
+
+			return partition, offset, payload, rows.Err()
+		}
+		commit := func(topic, group string, partition, offset int) error {
+			_, err := pg.ExecContext(ctx, `
+				INSERT INTO "pubsub".group_topic_partition_offset
+					(topic_name, group_name, partition, partition_offset)
+					VALUES
+					($1, $2, $3, $4)
+				ON CONFLICT (group_name, topic_name, partition) DO UPDATE
+					SET topic_name=$1, group_name=$2, partition=$3, partition_offset=$4
+			`, topic, group, partition, offset+1)
+			return err
+		}
+
+		started := time.Now()
+		var pubs atomic.Uint64
+		var subs atomic.Uint64
+		var lastCommit string
+		go with.Every(ctx, 2*time.Second, func() {
+			pubs := pubs.Load()
+			subs := subs.Load()
+			seconds := uint64(time.Since(started).Seconds())
+			if seconds == 0 {
+				seconds = 1
+			}
+			log.Printf("pubbed %v per second (%v), subbed %v per second (%v) over %vs, last committed %s",
+				pubs/seconds, pubs,
+				subs/seconds, subs,
+				seconds, lastCommit,
+			)
+		})
+
+		for i := 0; i < 2; i++ {
+			topic := fmt.Sprintf("topic_%d", i)
+			go with.Every(ctx, 1, func() {
+				if err := pub(topic, 1); err != nil {
+					log.Printf("failed pub: %v", err)
+				} else {
+					pubs.Add(1)
+				}
+			})
+		}
+
+		for i := 0; i < 2; i++ {
+			topic := fmt.Sprintf("topic_%d", i)
+			for j := 0; j < 2; j++ {
+				group := fmt.Sprintf("group_%d", i)
+				go with.Every(ctx, 1, func() {
+					if err := func() error {
+						if partition, offset, _, err := sub(topic, group); err != nil {
+							return fmt.Errorf("failed sub: %w", err)
+						} else if partition == -1 {
+						} else if err := commit(topic, group, partition, offset); err != nil {
+							return fmt.Errorf("failed commit: %w", err)
+						} else {
+							subs.Add(1)
+							lastCommit = fmt.Sprintf("%s/%s/%d@%d", topic, group, partition, offset)
+						}
+						return nil
+					}(); err != nil {
+						log.Printf("failed subs: %v", err)
+					}
+				})
+			}
+		}
+
+		<-ctx.Done()
+		return ctx.Err()
+	})
+}

cmd/pg-pulse/main.go

@@ -7,17 +7,20 @@ import (
 	"fmt"
 	"log"
 	"os"
-	"os/signal"
-	"syscall"
 	"time"
 
+	"pg/src/with"
+
 	_ "github.com/lib/pq"
 )
 
 func main() {
-	ctx, can := signal.NotifyContext(context.Background(), syscall.SIGINT)
-	defer can()
+	if err := with.Context(run); err != nil {
+		panic(err)
+	}
+}
 
+func run(ctx context.Context) error {
 	fs := flag.NewFlagSet(os.Args[0], flag.ContinueOnError)
 	c := fs.String("c", "postgresql://pulsegres:pulsegres@localhost:15432", "conn string")
 	d := fs.Duration("d", time.Second, "interval")
@@ -25,154 +28,92 @@ func main() {
 		panic(err)
 	}
 
-	log.Println("opening...")
-	pg, err := sql.Open("postgres", *c)
-	if err != nil {
-		panic(err)
-	}
-	defer func() {
-		log.Println("closed:", pg.Close())
-	}()
+	return with.PSQL(ctx, *c, func(pg *sql.DB) error {
+		log.Println("staging...")
+		if _, err := pg.ExecContext(ctx, `
+	   	DROP TABLE IF EXISTS "pg-pulse";
+	   	CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS "pg-pulse" (k TEXT);
+	   `); err != nil {
+			return err
+		}
 
-	func() {
-		pinged := make(chan bool)
-		defer close(pinged)
-		for {
-			log.Println("pinging...")
-			go func() {
-				err := pg.PingContext(ctx)
-				if err != nil {
-					log.Println("!", err)
+		log.Println("spamming...")
+
+		var downtime time.Duration
+		okc := make(chan bool)
+		defer close(okc)
+		go func() {
+			lastOK := true
+			wasOK := time.Now()
+			for ok := range okc {
+				if isNewlyOK := ok && !lastOK; isNewlyOK {
+					downtime += time.Since(wasOK)
 				}
-				select {
-				case pinged <- err == nil:
-				case <-ctx.Done():
-				case <-time.After(time.Second * 5):
-				}
-			}()
-			select {
-			case <-ctx.Done():
-				return
-			case ok := <-pinged:
+				lastOK = ok
 				if ok {
-					return
+					wasOK = time.Now()
 				}
-			case <-time.After(time.Second * 5):
-			}
-		}
-	}()
-
-	log.Println("staging...")
-	if _, err := pg.ExecContext(ctx, `
-		DROP TABLE IF EXISTS "pg-pulse";
-		CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS "pg-pulse" (k TEXT);
-	`); err != nil {
-		panic(err)
-	}
-
-	log.Println("spamming...")
-
-	var downtime time.Duration
-	okc := make(chan bool)
-	defer close(okc)
-	go func() {
-		lastOK := true
-		wasOK := time.Now()
-		for ok := range okc {
-			if isNewlyOK := ok && !lastOK; isNewlyOK {
-				downtime += time.Since(wasOK)
-			}
-			lastOK = ok
-			if ok {
-				wasOK = time.Now()
-			}
-		}
-	}()
-	pushOK := func(v bool) {
-		select {
-		case okc <- v:
-		default:
-		}
-	}
-
-	pticker := time.NewTicker(5 * time.Second)
-	defer pticker.Stop()
-	ticker := time.NewTicker(*d)
-	defer ticker.Stop()
-	n := uint(0)
-	isHA := false
-	isHA0 := false
-	for ctx.Err() == nil {
-		func() {
-			ctx, can := context.WithCancel(ctx)
-			defer can()
-
-			done := make(chan struct{})
-			go func() {
-				defer close(done)
-
-				if _, err := pg.ExecContext(ctx, fmt.Sprintf(`
-					INSERT INTO "pg-pulse" (k) SELECT substr(md5(random()::text), 1, 25)
-				`)); err != nil {
-					pushOK(false)
-					log.Println("\n! failed nonzero insert:", err)
-				} else {
-					n += 1
-					pushOK(true)
-				}
-
-				var lostWrites uint
-				ha, ha1 := false, false
-				row := pg.QueryRowContext(ctx, `
-					SELECT
-						(
-							SELECT COUNT(*) > 0
-							FROM pg_replication_slots
-							WHERE slot_name LIKE 'dpg_%_a_ha__'
-						) AS is_ha,
-						(
-							SELECT COUNT(*) > 0
-							FROM pg_replication_slots
-							WHERE slot_name LIKE 'dpg_%_a_ha_0'
-						) AS is_ha1,
-						(
-							SELECT $1 - COUNT(*)
-							FROM "pg-pulse"
-						) AS lost_writes
-				`, n)
-				if err := row.Err(); err != nil {
-					log.Println("\n! failed getting ha-stuff:", err)
-				} else if err := row.Scan(&ha, &ha1, &lostWrites); err != nil {
-					log.Println("\n! failed scanning ha-stuff:", err)
-				} else {
-					isHA = isHA || ha
-					isHA0 = isHA && !ha1
-				}
-
-				ctx, can = context.WithTimeout(ctx, time.Second*5)
-				defer can()
-
-				select {
-				case <-pticker.C:
-					using := ""
-					if isHA && isHA0 {
-						using = "using ha0"
-					} else if isHA && !isHA0 {
-						using = "using ha1"
-					}
-					log.Printf("%v writes (%v lost) (%v down) %s", n, lostWrites, downtime.Round(time.Second), using)
-				default:
-				}
-			}()
-
-			select {
-			case <-ctx.Done():
-			case <-done:
 			}
 		}()
-		select {
-		case <-ctx.Done():
-		case <-ticker.C:
+		pushOK := func(v bool) {
+			select {
+			case okc <- v:
+			default:
+			}
 		}
-	}
+
+		n := uint(0)
+		isHA := false
+		isHA0 := false
+		var lostWrites uint
+		go with.Every(ctx, 5*time.Second, func() {
+			using := ""
+			if isHA && isHA0 {
+				using = "using ha0"
+			} else if isHA && !isHA0 {
+				using = "using ha1"
+			}
+			log.Printf("%v writes (%v lost) (%v down) %s", n, lostWrites, downtime.Round(time.Second), using)
+		})
+
+		with.GoEvery(ctx, *d, func() {
+			if _, err := pg.ExecContext(ctx, fmt.Sprintf(`
+	   		INSERT INTO "pg-pulse" (k) SELECT substr(md5(random()::text), 1, 25)
+	   	`)); err != nil {
+				pushOK(false)
+				log.Println("\n! failed nonzero insert:", err)
+			} else {
+				n += 1
+				pushOK(true)
+			}
+
+			ha, ha1 := false, false
+			row := pg.QueryRowContext(ctx, `
+	   		SELECT
+	   			(
+	   				SELECT COUNT(*) > 0
+	   				FROM pg_replication_slots
+	   				WHERE slot_name LIKE 'dpg_%_a_ha__'
+	   			) AS is_ha,
+	   			(
+	   				SELECT COUNT(*) > 0
+	   				FROM pg_replication_slots
+	   				WHERE slot_name LIKE 'dpg_%_a_ha_0'
+	   			) AS is_ha1,
+	   			(
+	   				SELECT $1 - COUNT(*)
+	   				FROM "pg-pulse"
+	   			) AS lost_writes
+	   	`, n)
+			if err := row.Err(); err != nil {
+				log.Println("\n! failed getting ha-stuff:", err)
+			} else if err := row.Scan(&ha, &ha1, &lostWrites); err != nil {
+				log.Println("\n! failed scanning ha-stuff:", err)
+			} else {
+				isHA = isHA || ha
+				isHA0 = isHA && !ha1
+			}
+		})
+		return ctx.Err()
+	})
 }

cmd/pg-queue-demo/README.md

@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+https://topicpartition.io/blog/postgres-pubsub-queue-benchmarks

cmd/pg-queue-demo/main.go

@@ -0,0 +1,164 @@
+package main
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"database/sql"
+	"encoding/json"
+	"flag"
+	"fmt"
+	"log"
+	"os"
+	"sync/atomic"
+	"time"
+
+	"pg/src/with"
+
+	_ "github.com/lib/pq"
+)
+
+func main() {
+	if err := with.Context(run); err != nil {
+		panic(err)
+	}
+}
+
+func run(ctx context.Context) error {
+	fs := flag.NewFlagSet(os.Args[0], flag.ContinueOnError)
+	c := fs.String("c", "postgresql://pulsegres:pulsegres@localhost:15432", "conn string")
+	if err := fs.Parse(os.Args[1:]); err != nil {
+		panic(err)
+	}
+
+	return with.PSQL(ctx, *c, func(pg *sql.DB) error {
+		log.Println("creating tables...")
+		if _, err := pg.ExecContext(ctx, `
+			CREATE SCHEMA IF NOT EXISTS "queue";
+
+			CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS "queue"."queue" (
+				id UUID NOT NULL DEFAULT GEN_RANDOM_UUID() PRIMARY KEY,
+				payload BYTEA NOT NULL,
+				created_at TIMESTAMP NOT NULL DEFAULT NOW(),
+				attempts INTEGER DEFAULT 0,
+				reservation UUID,
+				checked_out_at TIMESTAMP
+			);
+
+			CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS "queue"."archive" (
+				id UUID NOT NULL PRIMARY KEY,
+				payload BYTEA NOT NULL,
+				created_at TIMESTAMP NOT NULL,
+				archived_at TIMESTAMP NOT NULL DEFAULT NOW()
+			);
+		`); err != nil {
+			return err
+		}
+
+		enqueue := func(a any) error {
+			b, _ := json.Marshal(a)
+			_, err := pg.ExecContext(ctx, `INSERT INTO "queue"."queue" (payload) VALUES ($1)`, b)
+			return err
+		}
+
+		mustCheckout := func() (string, []byte, error) {
+			rows, err := pg.QueryContext(ctx, `
+				UPDATE "queue"."queue"
+				SET
+					reservation = GEN_RANDOM_UUID(),
+					attempts = attempts+1,
+					checked_out_at = NOW()
+				WHERE
+					id IN (
+						SELECT id
+						FROM "queue"."queue"
+						WHERE
+							attempts < 100
+							AND (reservation IS NULL OR NOW() - checked_out_at > INTERVAL '1 minute')
+						FOR UPDATE SKIP LOCKED
+						LIMIT 1
+					)
+				RETURNING reservation, payload
+			`)
+			if err != nil {
+				return "", nil, err
+			}
+
+			var reservation string
+			var payload []byte
+			for rows.Next() {
+				if err := rows.Scan(&reservation, &payload); err != nil {
+					return "", nil, fmt.Errorf("failed to scan reservation,payload: %w", err)
+				}
+			}
+
+			return reservation, payload, rows.Err()
+		}
+
+		resolve := func(reservation string) error {
+			_, err := pg.ExecContext(ctx, `
+				WITH deleted AS (
+					DELETE FROM "queue"."queue"
+					WHERE
+						reservation=$1
+						AND NOW() - checked_out_at < INTERVAL '1 minute'
+					RETURNING id, payload, created_at
+				)
+				INSERT INTO "queue"."archive" (
+					id, payload, created_at
+				) SELECT * FROM deleted
+			`, reservation)
+			return err
+		}
+
+		start := time.Now()
+		var enqueues atomic.Uint64
+		var dequeues atomic.Uint64
+		go with.Every(ctx, 2*time.Second, func() {
+			seconds := uint64(time.Since(start).Seconds())
+			if seconds < 1 {
+				seconds = 1
+			}
+			e := enqueues.Load()
+			d := dequeues.Load()
+			log.Printf("%d enqueues (%d per second), %d dequeues (%d per second) over %d seconds",
+				e,
+				e/seconds,
+				d,
+				d/seconds,
+				seconds,
+			)
+		})
+
+		go with.Every(ctx, 1, func() {
+			if err := enqueue(1); err != nil {
+				log.Printf("failed to enqueue: %v", err)
+			} else {
+				enqueues.Add(1)
+			}
+		})
+
+		with.Every(ctx, 1, func() {
+			reservation, payload, err := mustCheckout()
+			if err != nil {
+				log.Println("failed checkout:", err)
+				return
+			}
+
+			if reservation == "" {
+				return
+			}
+
+			if string(payload) != "1" {
+				log.Printf("bad checkout: unexpected payload %q", payload)
+				return
+			}
+
+			if err := resolve(reservation); err != nil {
+				log.Printf("failed to resolve: %v", err)
+				return
+			}
+
+			dequeues.Add(1)
+		})
+		return ctx.Err()
+	})
+}

go.mod

@@ -2,4 +2,20 @@ module pg
 
 go 1.24.2
 
-require github.com/lib/pq v1.10.9
+require (
+	github.com/lib/pq v1.10.9
+	modernc.org/sqlite v1.40.1
+)
+
+require (
+	github.com/dustin/go-humanize v1.0.1 // indirect
+	github.com/google/uuid v1.6.0 // indirect
+	github.com/mattn/go-isatty v0.0.20 // indirect
+	github.com/ncruces/go-strftime v0.1.9 // indirect
+	github.com/remyoudompheng/bigfft v0.0.0-20230129092748-24d4a6f8daec // indirect
+	golang.org/x/exp v0.0.0-20250620022241-b7579e27df2b // indirect
+	golang.org/x/sys v0.36.0 // indirect
+	modernc.org/libc v1.66.10 // indirect
+	modernc.org/mathutil v1.7.1 // indirect
+	modernc.org/memory v1.11.0 // indirect
+)

go.sum

@@ -1,2 +1,51 @@
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+github.com/google/uuid v1.6.0 h1:NIvaJDMOsjHA8n1jAhLSgzrAzy1Hgr+hNrb57e+94F0=
+github.com/google/uuid v1.6.0/go.mod h1:TIyPZe4MgqvfeYDBFedMoGGpEw/LqOeaOT+nhxU+yHo=
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src/with/ctx.go

@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+package with
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"os/signal"
+	"syscall"
+)
+
+func Context(foo func(context.Context) error) error {
+	ctx, can := signal.NotifyContext(context.Background(), syscall.SIGINT)
+	defer can()
+
+	if err := foo(ctx); err != nil && ctx.Err() == nil {
+		return err
+	}
+	return nil
+}

src/with/every.go

@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+package with
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"time"
+)
+
+func GoEvery(ctx context.Context, d time.Duration, foo func()) {
+	every(ctx, d, foo, true)
+}
+
+func Every(ctx context.Context, d time.Duration, foo func()) {
+	every(ctx, d, foo, false)
+}
+
+func every(ctx context.Context, d time.Duration, foo func(), async bool) {
+	ticker := time.NewTicker(d)
+	defer ticker.Stop()
+	for ctx.Err() == nil {
+		everyTry(ctx, foo, async)
+		select {
+		case <-ctx.Done():
+		case <-ticker.C:
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+func everyTry(ctx context.Context, foo func(), async bool) {
+	if async {
+		go foo()
+	} else {
+		foo()
+	}
+}

src/with/pg.go

@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+package with
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"database/sql"
+
+	_ "github.com/lib/pq"
+)
+
+func PSQL(ctx context.Context, conn string, foo func(db *sql.DB) error) error {
+	return _sql(ctx, "postgres", conn, foo)
+}

src/with/sql.go

@@ -0,0 +1,71 @@
+package with
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"database/sql"
+	"fmt"
+	"log"
+	"net/url"
+	"time"
+
+	_ "modernc.org/sqlite"
+)
+
+func SQL(ctx context.Context, conn string, foo func(*sql.DB) error) error {
+	u, err := url.Parse(conn)
+	if err != nil {
+		return err
+	}
+	switch u.Scheme {
+	case "sqlite":
+		return Sqlite(ctx, conn, foo)
+	case "postgres", "postgresql":
+		return PSQL(ctx, conn, foo)
+	}
+	return fmt.Errorf("unknown sql scheme %q", u.Scheme)
+}
+
+func _sql(ctx context.Context, engine, conn string, foo func(db *sql.DB) error) error {
+	log.Printf("opening %s %s...", engine, conn)
+	db, err := sql.Open(engine, conn)
+	if err != nil {
+		return err
+	}
+	defer func() {
+		log.Println("closed:", db.Close())
+	}()
+
+	func() {
+		pinged := make(chan bool)
+		defer close(pinged)
+		for {
+			log.Println("pinging...")
+			go func() {
+				err := db.PingContext(ctx)
+				if err != nil {
+					log.Println("!", err)
+				}
+				select {
+				case pinged <- err == nil:
+				case <-ctx.Done():
+				case <-time.After(time.Second * 5):
+				}
+			}()
+			select {
+			case <-ctx.Done():
+				return
+			case ok := <-pinged:
+				if ok {
+					return
+				}
+			}
+			select {
+			case <-ctx.Done():
+			case <-time.After(time.Second):
+			}
+		}
+	}()
+	log.Println("connected")
+
+	return foo(db)
+}

src/with/sqlite.go

@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+package with
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"database/sql"
+	"strings"
+
+	_ "modernc.org/sqlite"
+)
+
+func Sqlite(ctx context.Context, conn string, foo func(db *sql.DB) error) error {
+	conn = strings.TrimPrefix(conn, "sqlite://")
+	return _sql(ctx, "sqlite", conn, foo)
+}